cum-lube

cum-lube is the cum of one guy who squirts it on the dick of another guy who then uses it as lube to jack off with.

Matt blew his load on my boner and I used it as cum-lube and jacked myself off!

by eda-skip May 22, 2022

Holy boob lube

1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.

2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.

"Bet that woman puts on holy boob lube. Her breasts are shiny!"

"Holy boob lube! Did you catch the scoop on that man?"
Raven asks.

The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.

by Raven Bishop November 12, 2009

Lube

Where a woman has sex with you. So called because the vigina fluid lubercates the pecker in sex.

I asked Kathy to lube me.

by Deep blue 2012 July 4, 2010

Lubey

Of or pertaining to a female possessing an inordinate amount of natural lubrication

This girl is really lubey as in she is wet all of the time

by lubey84 October 27, 2011

jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.

Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."

by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007

Lüdenpresse

The constant bombardment of regressive, SJW, anti-first amendment news coverage and manipulated Rotten Tomatoes aggregates in the online videogame media perpetuated by San Francisco, with the sole exception of Colin Moriarty.

e.g. Jason Schrier's speedrun of Octopath Traveller

"Bioshock Infinite's overly inflated scores are the antithesis of Rand's ideology, pure Lüdenpresse pepe my man."

by Iago Kyoma April 30, 2019

labenese ranch

a place where shagia khala and shagia take str8 ppl to turn them into legebitiqois

he used to be str8 but ever since shagia khala kidnapped him in dolmen and took him to labenese ranch that one time he turned g@y

by GayKhalaFromUKfan13 September 15, 2023