lowtax

To blow one's brains out because you're too much of An Hero (read: fukken coward) to provide for one's own children and too broke to "FLEE THE COUNTRY!"

Bonus Points awarded if those children one just abandoned were the products of using one's long-faded internet celebrity to groom and abuse women who deserved better than.

"did you hear about poor Jimmy's dad? Dude straight Lowtaxed himself after losing his shirt at the casino."

by forcefedmark November 12, 2021

Lowth

The opposite of height.

I couldn't see the midget because of his lowth.

by Iamsogood December 12, 2012

lowtweet

deliberately vague tweet

He could not stop lowtweeting about what had happened in London.

by Strandman October 31, 2015

lowthered

To get black-out drunk at a party to the point of being unable to vomit, having to go to AnE and grabbing the dick of the host's dad along the way.

I got so lowthered last week, I've been forced to go to Alcoholics Anonymous by school.

by Ilikemakingfunofpeople April 28, 2014

lowtimbs highsocks

The greatest combination to ever exist

Hes wearing lowtimbs highsocks
Sabrina: his lifestyle is lit

by Lowtimbs April 19, 2017

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

1) Runs a popular humor website.

2) Is fucking hilarious.

3) Is a prominent figure online, who is both loathed and loved throughout the interweb.

4) Initiated a massive crusade against pedophile websites, resulting in an anti-pedophile web movement and hateful backlash from said pedos (because their sites got fuxxored :D)

Oh wai -

by Pfish March 31, 2004

Lowty

Lowty(Love-Ty) Means that you are crazy in love with a girl

I'ma lowty that Shawtee.
Look at that shawtee, I'm a lowty to her.

by Victorious slash July 13, 2007