spaghetti logic

n. computer slang. A program with commands that are put awry on purpose, to create a chaotic program.

This program just makes my computer go to shit, it's all spaghetti logic!

by ElCapitan February 6, 2005

bong logic

An outlandish idea, with possible influence of a bong.

"Man, don't drag the couch out into the street, that's bong logic!"

by bruno6 July 9, 2009

logic vacuum

When someone says something so ridiculous they suck the logic right out of you

She's such a logic vacuum she thought there were actual lions in Michigan

by Logicvacuum June 7, 2017

monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

by BrianN May 9, 2006

Hindu logic

An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.

Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.

Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic

by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009

female logic

Logic can be defined as reason, rationale, or the process of arriving at a deduction using existing principles of validity. Since men and women have completely different perspectives of looking at the same situation, the principles or reasoning used to assess a situation can be vastly different. Female logic refers to the method of assessing a situation using the perspective of women.

If more people used female logic to assess things, the world would be very different.

by Expecto5patronum May 14, 2022

stoner logic

The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.

Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.

by Doctor Fishopoulis December 13, 2008