lightyoruichi

lightyoruichi (noun)
An internet entity that appears in online arguments uninvited, armed with outdated anime references, broken logic, and a compulsion to derail conversations led by women. Known for self-inserting into dramas, weaponising victimhood, and making everything about themselves; even if it’s clearly not.

Sometimes mistaken for a deep thinker. Actually just buffering in public.

“Ugh, I tried talking about mental health and suddenly this lightyoruichi jumped in to make it about his childhood in 1987.”

“Getting spammed by property agents because a lightyoruichi submitted our number to a housing centre. Imagine weaponising house listings because your ego got bruised.”

by iamononlyfans June 11, 2025

Lighters

Term for either Multiple Weapons/A Gunman on Standby, or Guns in General

Bro 1: Aye bro, when the cops pull through, make sure you got them Lighters on you…

Bro 2: Man, you already know I got that Lighter on me!

by onetenth October 17, 2025

lightertimes

A faggot

Person1: Hey look its a faggot
Person2: No its just light aka lightertimes

by Ttokyo December 3, 2025

Lightly Toasted Cracker

A Cracker (Redneck/person of southern parts) who is tanned to the point where one could not tell the difference between if they were White or Hispanic, until the Lightly Toasted Cracker rolls up their sleeve showing the severe Farmers Tan.

Bro you're such a redneck with that tan bro, I can't even tell the difference between the color of your arm and Emilio's arm 🤣 said Timmy

Yeah, I believe the proper term you are looking for is: "Lightly Toasted Cracker" said Ron

Shut up Mr. Vocabulary! said Timmy

by Schlaak Harasen January 3, 2026

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016

Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual

Bro your blue lighted

by Bazza March 5, 2017

boofer lighter

A cheap gas station lighter mainly purchased to smoke crack post alley way blowjob for drugs deal.

You got a boofer lighter on your dash and you thought your car wasn't going to get searched?!?!

by Kingkongballz September 23, 2017