librarian

A research and information geek.
Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as Garrison Kiellor pointed out.

"If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up." -- comic caption

by Jenne Bunny November 30, 2007

Librare

A shortened form of the word library, this word originated by a wonderful, miraculous accident. Best used alongside many abbreviated words.

Person A: Tbh I think I'm just gonna go over to the librare... I think I just made that word up, but it is hilare, it's defos a keeper.

by Katherine Wright December 25, 2008

angry librarian

originating from the library, you get a librarian to blow you, mid way the librarian slams a book shut on your pee pee.

susie the 120 year old librarian was blowing mr.bill when all of a sudden she angry librarianed him so bad it forced all the blood out his penise

by peepee1234555541 July 26, 2009

libary

Apparently, it's fine to say February as "Febuary" and surprise as "suprise," but when you say library as "libary," you're apparently an idiot!?!?! The process of dropping one of the rs in all three of these words is called dissimilation. I guess having two r sounds in one word is weird, so we sometimes change it. It's kinda like how Spanish speakers call a tree an "árbol" even though it's from the Latin word "arborem." Even the pretentious, judgy assholes at the Real Academia Española regard árbol as correct. Why are "febuary," "suprise," and "árbol" okay but "libary" isn't?

Annoying Idiot: Umm... actually, it's libRary not libary. Now excuse me while I go plan a suprise party for the coronel (colonel). His birthday is Febuary 7th.

by Paul Jack Ryan November 15, 2018

Librarian Effect

When you take someone who is generally viewed as ugly, take off their glasses, fluff their hair and dress them differently and they become SMOKIN' HOT!!!

Freddy: Katherine looks like one ugly bitch!

Vinnie: Bullshit, take off her glasses and shit, you'll see....total librarian effect on that bitch!

by TheUltimateGayMan June 28, 2010

Librar

A creature born from darkness, it lives in the shadows of campuses nationwide seeking out those whom it may prey upon. The Librar is prone to uttering strange sounds during moments of emotion and enjoys greatly the pain of its pupils. Receiving a perfect on a paper or test in a the Librar's class is close to impossible because the Librar either does not know how to teach or believes original student work is open to its own skewed interpretation, usually of the negative nature.

Ben-"Hey, bro, what'd you get on that paper we turned in last Friday?"
Phil-"I got a C, bro. The professor said that 'my paragraphs aren't structured enough'."
Ben-"Dude, that's total BS; everyone that read your paper said that it was concise and easy to follow. Don't worry about it, dude, she's just a Librar."

by Mr. Blackhawk September 8, 2011

librarillusion

Thinking you are being productive by sitting in the library even though you are procrastinating as much as at home

jim went to the library to study for his finals but then suffered from librarillusion

by whinniepoop January 20, 2013