de-loosify

To make something feel tighter, such as a vagina, screws, orange juice lids and vaginas.

1. Slim Bavis made the big switch to Tropicana from Minute Maid Orange Juice, because he was unable to de-loosify the lid.

2. Dan Jewell's large member has pulverized many vaginas, causing them to resort to Vaginercises which in turn will de-loosify that nappy dugout.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

bitches were loose

1. To describe a pack of slutty carnivorous females.
2. Used when describing a happy,unbelieveably memorable incident.

1.
Nick: Brown man how was club 299 saturday night?
Brownie: Fuck man the bitches were loose, they were all up in my space.

2.
Brownie: I heard you won the dancing competition to Dennis Leary, "Asshole"?

Lex: yeah dude you should have seen me, the bitches were loose!

by Lexieonfire July 17, 2007

Loose pussy energy

That go with the flow, is what it is demeanor and attitude. Showing zero concern for personal or external well being.

So I thought I was just going out for one drink but I ended up in a Delaware prison high on ketamine and pregnant. Oh well, loose pussy energy

by The3amihoes April 15, 2019

looser

looser
superlativelty loose, as though the most loose
a common misspelling of the word loser

"you are a looser"
"a looser than what? Or perhaps you mean loser, you halfwitted ignoramus assmonkey."

by sippawitz August 21, 2006

Greg Loose-anus

A pun on the name of Greg Louganis, the openly gay American Olympic swimming champion. Loose Anus refers to the tendency of a homo-sexual mans butt-hole being adversely affected from obvious misuse. A good funny name to call anyone who might be or appear to be gay, Greek or a swimmer.

"Good show at the swim meet 'ol chap, maybe you'll be the next Greg loose-anus"

by bonedigger February 11, 2013

Loose

A term used to describe an over-fucked pussy.

That bitch is so loose, it is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

by Jon Kohn November 11, 2003

Loose as a Goose

Really Drunk

An intoxicated person, Loose as a Goose

by Richard Cannie May 25, 2009