pig lap

Taking a fat girl around the track once.
Porking a fat chick.

I got SO drunk I took that fatty for a pig lap!

by roady42 December 31, 2006

Bloody Lap Dance

A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.

"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."

by JuggernautOfTheFemaleKind May 31, 2013

Third Lap Bullshit

When all the shit goes down on the third lap in Mario Kart. The kind of shit that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue shell and used it while you were in mid-air.

I almost got 1st in all 4 races, but some Third Lap Bullshit happened on Rainbow Road.

by BobOmbWill December 30, 2014

Santa's lap

The act of sitting on a mans lap, while having intercourse on Christmas Day (sex position where one person sits down and the other person bounces on top, creating enjoyable sex on the 25th of December)

"Dude she sat on Santa's lap at the Christmas party last night!"

by the urban legend March 29, 2016

Chap Lap

Doing constant and repetitious laps of Chapel St, Melbourne in a 'hotted up' car.

It ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Popular with the "Muzza" type.

"What are you doing this weekend?"

"Well I just got some new rims on my car, gonna take it out for a spin.."

"Sick, pick me up around and we'll do some Chap Laps"

by Little Maria August 19, 2008

nap in your lap

The act of oral sex for an extended period of time. Can also be called a "nap in your face," if you are the one preforming the oral sex.

We were sitting and watching t.v. and then next thing I knew she went down on me for the entire show.

Wow man, she took a "nap in your lap."

by RaimMan June 9, 2011

1:45am Lap

The name given to a method of picking up girls. The lap runner stays in most of the night but then goes out around the bars, finding the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and takes her home.

John: Going on a quick 1:45 Lap, wish me luck

Jason: I'd feel sorry for the girls he picks up on his 1:45am laps if he wasn't such a genius for figuring this out.

by Tenkulol March 23, 2010