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You know what they say about guys with big feet

Typically a guy with big feet directly relates to how long their penis is.
Person 1: I have big feet.
Person 2: You know what they say about guys with big feet.
Person 1: Yeah yeah, i have a large penis.
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You Do Know

(Alternate: You Do Realize)

An online phrase that roughly means "I'm a condescending prick."

Used on message boards by self-important dipshits to preface an argument that berates the intelligence of their opponent.

Any sentence that begins with "You do know" or "You do realize" is implied to end with an implicit "...you fucking idiot."
"You do know that Democrats are all just fascist tax-collectors fighting a war on faith, right?"

"You do realize that Republicans are money-grubbing, Bible thumping rednecks and soccer moms, right?"

You know, for kids! 

Norville's explanation of the hula hoop in The Hudsucker Proxy, a comedy film by the Coen brothers.
Norville: But I got big ideas.
Old man: I'm sure you do.
Norville: For instance, take a look at this sweet baby. (Shows a drawing of a circle.) I developed it myself. Yessirree, this is my ticket upstairs. (The old man looks at Noville as if he's an idiot.) You know, for kids!
Old man: Terrific.
Norville: So, see how I won't be working in the mailroom long.
Old man: No, I don't guess you will be.

(In a board meeting.)
Norville: You know, for kids! It has economy, simplicity, low production cost, potential for mass appeal, and all that spells out great profitability. I had the boys down at R&D throw together this little prototype so our discussion here can have some focus and to give you gentlemen of the board a first hand look at how exciting this gizmo is. It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise, the kids will just love it, and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant. But the great part is, we don't have to charge an arm and a leg.
(The board looks at Norville as if he's an idiot.)

niggas know 

1.A statement assuming people know or understand something. ; 2.Agreement or approval, similar to "hell yeah"
Guy 1 : Ayo that nigga Wiz Khalifa go hard
Guy 2 : Niggas know !
niggas know by tht_dude300 August 11, 2010

Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony
Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!

i hardly know her

a phrase commonly paired with words that end in the suffix -er, either literally or phonetically. as long as it near-rhymes with the word banger, the joke will work.
"blender? i hardly know her!"
"liquor? i hardly know her?"