When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

Kiwi engineering by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

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Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”

“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”

Kiwi Spider-Man by Red Raw October 5, 2025

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Kiwi facial

When you smash an unopened beer on your face until there is an opening in the can which you then split the can and drink the contents.

Rick was wasted after doing a Kiwi Facial.

Kiwi facial by H.1988 December 9, 2025

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Real Kiwi Hours

The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.

Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?

Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"

Real Kiwi Hours by Mr. Meme Connoisseur February 9, 2018

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