If women weren't meant to be in the kitchen, then why were they born with milk and eggs?
They must be kitchen wenches.
They must be kitchen wenches.
by ChelseasSmile May 16, 2011
Wife: this rice is a little crunchy, but it should taste alright.
Husband: Damn! You're a kitchen terrorist, you just commited a jihad on my food.
Husband: Damn! You're a kitchen terrorist, you just commited a jihad on my food.
by KISE1 November 16, 2007
by Treyday June 02, 2011
For example, if I had a stack of rough cut logs on one side of my yard, logs cut to length on another side, two or three piles of spit wood (especially if sorted by species) on the other side and a wood splitting station in the middle, my neighbor might say "nice wood kitchen you got goin' there!"
by big donut man February 22, 2011
The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.
"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"
by beingeco October 18, 2021
A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.
"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
by Maximilliondollarbillz September 17, 2008
A sex position in which each participant is standing and their bodies resemble a star. They then wiggle together and flop around (all while still standing.)
Also known as the electric chair.
Also known as the electric chair.
by dorkus_mcklorkus November 09, 2008