kidney polisher

to burst another mans ass deeply

damn them boys on clapham comman are pure kidney polishers....thats deep

by john hitchmough February 4, 2007

Kidney Stealing

A term used to describe a person or situation that is suspiciously or downright creepy. In reference to organ harvesting.

Last night I passed out at some yuppie's place. Then, I woke up to his caressing embrace and somehow in his bed with Lindsay Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me" playing on HBO. It was a major kidney stealing moment.

by Meek Warrior September 2, 2009

Kinsey

A very gay person whos best friend (Kiri) is super cool

Whoa theyre hanging out with Kiri they must be Kinsey! (And gay)

by Simpingpieceoftoast April 30, 2022

Parum Kidney Populus

Little people that live inside and feed off of human beings' kidneys. They create colonies and families and once all the kidneys have been used up and eaten, they move on to the next victim. Kidney stones are the byproduct of these little people's waste. Once you die they are excreted out of your body.

Martha Monroe was diagnosed with this debilitating condition in 1987. She went to her doctor complaining of pains in her kidneys. Both Martha and her doctor believed that it was just a kidney infection. Unfortunately she found out later that it actually was Parum Kidney Populus, a.k.a Little Kidney People.

by Kidney Master April 17, 2010

kinndy

n. carl's hot ass girlfriend; future wife of carl; richest woman in the world in 20 years;

Carl is the only boy who gets Kinndy. Kinndy is exclusively Carl's.

by Carl January 20, 2004

Kidney Cracker

while your fucking a girl in the ass, doggie style, and you take a piss. after you pull out you punch her in the kidneys.

I gave that bitch a mean kidney cracker.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

kidneyshift

where by a man inserts his penis into another mans anus so hard that it shifts his kidneys

'matt came round last night, he gave it to me like a buckin bronco and gave me a kidneyshift'

by Diana Ross April 18, 2007