Keymoni

Very handsome loves fortnite keeps a rack and is very sexy ladies love him

What a Keymoni

by Jen’s May 18, 2019

Keaton

The whitest, blondest, uglyest guy. And has wavy blode hair and poopy green eyes. HE IS A FUCKED UP WANNA BE ASSHOLE BITCH ASS guy. Nobody fucking likes him and he is a messed up dude

Bitch, don't be Keaton.

by hfabgvfybcgansdxhm November 29, 2017

Keyon

A black dinosaur that Doesn't get a girl

The Keyon has been dead for thousands of years

by Thatoneguy66666 May 18, 2017

Keaton

Once steps into room, you'll never love any boy again. He will make sure you love him, just to break your heart. You know you'll always love him, but you have to move on.

'Keaton, if you leave, I will never have true love.'
or
'Keaton is the nicest person in this room.

by THE REAL PERSON!!!! December 10, 2018

Kelton

ugly,stupid,not funny, some that u will dislike very much u will not like Kelton cause he is not anyone’s dream. He is just a peace of trash and should die

For example Kelton mcnary

by Big daddy Carmel boy March 8, 2019

Keystone Heights

A small town in Florida alot like starke but with just as many lakes as there is rednecks, the town is ruled by two gay lovers Justin beiber and K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man, who are both military badasses and protect the town of keystone heights whenever the crazy rednecks of keystone and starke collide. Other than lakes and rednecks the only other thing keystone has going for it is its Friday night lights, which is definitely nothing special since it's a team comprised solely of midget strippers AND....you guessed it MORE REDNECKS! So if you wanna have n amazing time in Florida like you've heard all about on TV shows then just be sure to steer clear of Keystone Heights.

When I grow up I wanna move down to Keystone Heights and become a redneck!

by K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man June 15, 2016

Keaton

A unit of measurement that has been appropriated in quantifying the size, impact, level of exhilaration and force by which any marijuana smoking apparatus (bong, blunt, spliff, joint, baby leg, water pipe, sherlock pipe, corncob pipe, knife hit, yes, even knife hit...&c...) may be considered. Another note about this measurement or measurement system is that it differs from most measurement systems in that it is not fixed. What does this mean? It means that one day your bong could be 1 keaton, while the next day your same bong might be 14.7 keatons. It fails enormously when trying to be exact, but instead takes into account the immediate emotional response of the people nearest to the apparatus. (In certain cultures, the Keaton has been transposed from the domain of stoners to the domain of any natural object that is organic and carbon based (tree, lizard, shrub...&c....)

Bob Hope: What a tremendous feat bob saget! Your bong is at the bare minimum at least 2.7 keatons!

by logar the barbarian September 23, 2009