Keyboard Perv 

Spends most of the time on their computer.

Bob wont come out to play because he's always on his computer, what a keyboard perv!

Keyboard Perv by 1unity23 May 3, 2010

Keyboard to floor interface 

when a computer illiterate person thinks they have "something wrong" with their computer when its just them(fingers on the keyboard down to your feet on the floor) usually used as a comical insult by the I.T. guys at work that a regular employee most likely doesn't understand.

office worker: "What was wrong with my computer?"

I.T. guy: "It was just a keyboard to floor interface."

Keyboard to floor interface by big chaw mcgraw August 11, 2010

keyboard slamming 

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"

I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.

keyboard slamming by Raeofsunshine95 December 6, 2013

Keyboard Touretts 

When you're in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.

Lars: "I competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!"

Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"

Keyboard Touretts by Dj Larry Hoover September 5, 2014

keyboard cock blocked 

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

keyboard cock blocked by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

Keyboard Christian 

A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.

Why are Trump supporters always keyboard Christians?

Keyboard Christian by Losavic March 21, 2016

Keyboard Trash 

When one feels such high levels of excitement that they figuratively vomit words in capital and lowercase letters in random orders resembaling the word they mean to say

Person 1-Hey did you hear that new Drake song?
Person2- whAT FSJdDIsN DREaK
Person1-Dude no need to spew your keyboard trash all over the place calm down

Keyboard Trash by Blaxtar August 2, 2016