by tati bizzy March 24, 2005
Get the kabooki mug.An old Chinese's toucher method to get people to talk. its when they would Shoot long bamboo strips in to the shaft of the male penis. OUCH THATS GOTTA STING.
Motha upper if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna have to polish kabob your ass from having baby's ever again.
by JJB December 9, 2002
Get the Polish Kabob mug.(n., adj.) vernacular used among teens in the new millenium. Often used as a derogatory term to express extreme hate, pain or surprise.
*a man walks in to see his spouse sleeping with someone else
Man: What the kaboodle?!
Man in bed: Holy shit, I'm kaboodled.
Man: What the kaboodle?!
Man in bed: Holy shit, I'm kaboodled.
by justincredibleoc April 12, 2010
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verb
The act of
a) ejaculating in one's pants.
b) excreting in one's pants.
c) both ejaculating and excreting in one's pants.
I.E. (for the simple minded) jizzing and/or shitting yourself. Possibly at the same time.
Usually caused by a sense of overwhelming happiness, shock, or awe.
When used in a sentence, the listener is led to believe that the speaker did one of three things: jizzed, shit, or both together. The speaker may not specify what their kaboof included.
verb
The act of
a) ejaculating in one's pants.
b) excreting in one's pants.
c) both ejaculating and excreting in one's pants.
I.E. (for the simple minded) jizzing and/or shitting yourself. Possibly at the same time.
Usually caused by a sense of overwhelming happiness, shock, or awe.
When used in a sentence, the listener is led to believe that the speaker did one of three things: jizzed, shit, or both together. The speaker may not specify what their kaboof included.
1) Whenever i watch 300, I kaboof when Leonidas kicks that guy into the pit.
2) The sight of Stephanie's bikini top falling off caused Daryl to kaboof.
3) Dragonball always caused small children to kaboof themselves silly.
4)
Matthew:"That was so amazing, I KABOOFED!"
Stephen:"That was so amazing, I kaboofed DAVE!"
2) The sight of Stephanie's bikini top falling off caused Daryl to kaboof.
3) Dragonball always caused small children to kaboof themselves silly.
4)
Matthew:"That was so amazing, I KABOOFED!"
Stephen:"That was so amazing, I kaboofed DAVE!"
by Skuttlebutt April 22, 2009
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Get the kaboshgna mug.Francis-Any Questions? Going Once, going twice, Kaboomski!
Dude(upon finishing a history project)- Took me forever, but it's finally kaboomski.
TJ- That chick looks kaboomski
Guy1-did you see the previews for that new movie?
Guy2- Yeah, it's going to be Kaboomski.
Dude(upon finishing a history project)- Took me forever, but it's finally kaboomski.
TJ- That chick looks kaboomski
Guy1-did you see the previews for that new movie?
Guy2- Yeah, it's going to be Kaboomski.
by Cory Sweetcorn January 14, 2010
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Een kabouter is eng wezentje dat enorm hatelijk is. Het komt meestal voor als een klein mannetje met een witte baard en een rood mutsje. Ze kunnen enorm idioot zijn en stelen vaak je spullen.
Bekende kabouters:
Kabouter Plop
Roel van Velzen
Kabouter Wesley
Kabouter Lui
Wesley Sneijder
Kabouter Kwebbel
Een kabouter is eng wezentje dat enorm hatelijk is. Het komt meestal voor als een klein mannetje met een witte baard en een rood mutsje. Ze kunnen enorm idioot zijn en stelen vaak je spullen.
Bekende kabouters:
Kabouter Plop
Roel van Velzen
Kabouter Wesley
Kabouter Lui
Wesley Sneijder
Kabouter Kwebbel
Persoon 1: "Wie is dat op de radio?"
Man op de radio: "Baby get higheeeeer!!"
Persoon 2: "Oh, dat is kabouter."
Persoon 1: "Die voetballer is wel erg klein!"
Persoon 2: "Klopt, dat is ook kabouter Wesley."
Persoon 1: "Ik ben mijn portemonnee kwijt!"
Persoon 2: "Misschien is ie gestolen."
Persoon 1: "Ja, maar door wie?!"
Persoon 2: "Door de Roel van Velzentjes."
Man op de radio: "Baby get higheeeeer!!"
Persoon 2: "Oh, dat is kabouter."
Persoon 1: "Die voetballer is wel erg klein!"
Persoon 2: "Klopt, dat is ook kabouter Wesley."
Persoon 1: "Ik ben mijn portemonnee kwijt!"
Persoon 2: "Misschien is ie gestolen."
Persoon 1: "Ja, maar door wie?!"
Persoon 2: "Door de Roel van Velzentjes."
by Just Some Nut August 5, 2014
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