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Science Justice Warrior

Someone who attempts to reform scientific nomenclature for the sake of making things less arbitrary.
Person 1: "Pluto isn't a planet, and neither is Jupiter or Earth! Planet is a dumb name that means 'wanderer.' We should use 'World' or 'Planemo' instead!"
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."
by Gregrox Moon July 8, 2016
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cinematic justice warrior

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.
"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017
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Starbucks Justice Warrior

A variation on the classic SJW. this version is usually female, blonde, cis normative, a trust fund baby, and clearly going through a shitty "I'm an activist" stage.
Conv between two Starbucks Justice Warriors:
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"
by channel_panel March 8, 2019
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Reddit Justice

When Reddit thinks the only way justice can be served is to ruin someone's fucking life. Someone can accidentally kick a dog and Reddit Justice will happen. They will say: "Reddit, do your thing!"
Reddit Justice is when people think that they are the law.
by neyoid January 31, 2020
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Social Justice Joker

People that find a way to turn everything you say into something offensive. It started out as funny, but got REALLY annoying as time went on
Person 1: Sally is really awful
Person 2: Are you saying that just because she's a girl? You're SEXI-
Person 1: I will tear your ribcage apart and rip out every vital organ behind them you Social Justice Joker
by AutisticTexas October 4, 2020
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Karmatic Justice

When an individual fails to do the next right thing and continues to participate in self-serving and manipulative ways, Karmaric Justice steps forward and delivers swift and effective punishment equal to or greater than the harm they have caused others.
She shouldn’t of treated those people like that. Karmatic Justice will make it right!
by Debness65 April 6, 2021
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