Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.

- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck

by DubaiDude May 16, 2016

Jose Foley

One who is very passionate and loving. One who has a big cock. Sexy and will make you feel better no matter what.

I think of Jose Foley of being big.

by Hai1eybai1ey July 19, 2016

Jose-Luis

Absolute Giga Chad of a Unit and is a absolute handsome, smart, and hot and gets all the girls

Jose-Luis is very hot

by Hot Sexy Man69 May 22, 2022

Jose Lopez

Jose Lopez is someone who sack rides the Cowboys all day. He thinks they are dem boyz but they ain’t

Jose Lopez lost a lot of money against the chiefs

by Pmoneu November 23, 2021

jose briseno

A big dick

I have a Jose Briseno

by John simims February 16, 2018

Maria Jose

is a sweet, tender, mysterious Latina girl, which you think you know but it is not like that, she always gets her way and has a trick under her sleeve, she is splendid and original, she does not let herself be guided by her personality, she tries leave trace with the physical and personal style, usually loves to paint, sing, or dance and is very good at it, has very good attributes, she clings very fast to a person coming to love in a very short time which many times this become a problem, always a good counselor and you can count on her no matter what.

Maria Jose, the new girl is very friendly and talented
I think Maria Jose can help me solve this problem

by thatcoolgirl51 February 26, 2018

sloppy jose

When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.

Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.

by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield November 6, 2008