Jordan

An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.

He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.

by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019

Jordan

An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.

Girl 1: Omg Jordan is so funny!
Girl 2: I know! He is also really nice as well.

by <3Jordan June 25, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020

Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.

A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex

Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Jordan

Jordan: name is unisex but more given to males and females.

Jordan is super cool and sweet. Is there when you need them and isn't afraid to say the truth. Jordan can be a badboy sometimes, but trust me they can be there for you.

Person 1: yo you see that dude over there!

Person 2: yeah! Thats jordan!

by Sticky Keys March 31, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back

Jordan will always be by your side, just don't push him away

by Jorge the curious August 30, 2017