Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

by RoiceX June 23, 2020

Verga Jones

The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.

Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.

by VergaJones1 June 25, 2010

Craig Jones

Craig Michael Jones also known as 133, The Silent One, The Killer, or by his number #5, is an American musician, best known as the samplist/keyboardist of the band Slipknot. Born: February 11, 1972 (age 44), Des Moines, IA

Music group: Slipknot (Since 1996)

You see that samplist/keyboardist for slipknot that's Craig Jones

by King Kunta 6 May 25, 2016

Steamin Jones

When you sit on the toilet to relieve your bowels and it feels so amazing you feel the immediate need to bust a nut.

I went to the bathroom and could not help it I had the steamin Jones

by Robstewartsucks April 5, 2017

Osmosis Jones

The sexiest white blood cell on earth

Osmosis Jones is perfect in every way no matter what anyone says

by The Hairy Fish February 27, 2020

Phil Jones

Phil Jones is Phil Jones

Phil Jones: Phil Jones

by Leentey Gang Gang September 7, 2020

Austin jones

One who can’t resist the sucking of dicks

Austin jones

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020