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Planned Jobsolescence

Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.
The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.
by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014
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they stealin' our jobs

Ebonics for: They are stealing our jobs.

A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare
Tyrone: You heard - that new manager an Asian motherfucka
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!
by Pizzlej March 14, 2022
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Jobby

Runny man-babies after devouring garlic curry
ah pure jobbied ma'sel' efter ma curry ya jobby
by Stig of the dump August 1, 2003
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Joboy

He is so "Joboy" :)
by Annie and Jannie April 28, 2009
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Jobbyist

Someone who has to enjoy a hobby while on the job because his girlfriend or spouse will not allow him to have a closet full of baseball cards OR a garage/basement full of model trains.
Hey Peter, what the hell is all this crap in your cubicle? Oh I collect baseball cards and model trains?
That’s cool, but why do you do it here at work? Here is the thing…………..My girlfriend wont let me have fun at home.
Oh Peter that’s too bad...

Man I hate to see another guy become a Jobbyist because of the vagina.
by B-Nizzle June 11, 2006
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Steve Jobs

The act of committing hari kari over an announcement that results in utter disappointment and faggotry.
Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"

Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"

Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"
by nugirt October 6, 2011
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Joby

An emo kid drawing a fan made flash character and lives in san antonio and goes to sam rayburn middle school
Joby
by Darreell is dayquan May 3, 2017
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