Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.
The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.
by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014
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A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare
A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare
Tyrone: You heard - that new manager an Asian motherfucka
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!
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by Stig of the dump August 1, 2003
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by Annie and Jannie April 28, 2009
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Hey Peter, what the hell is all this crap in your cubicle? Oh I collect baseball cards and model trains?
That’s cool, but why do you do it here at work? Here is the thing…………..My girlfriend wont let me have fun at home.
Oh Peter that’s too bad...
Man I hate to see another guy become a Jobbyist because of the vagina.
That’s cool, but why do you do it here at work? Here is the thing…………..My girlfriend wont let me have fun at home.
Oh Peter that’s too bad...
Man I hate to see another guy become a Jobbyist because of the vagina.
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Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"
Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"
Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"
Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"
Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"
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