Joel's Law

Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.

Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.

by Joel Froehlich January 27, 2008

Joel Penis

Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.

Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

jobed

To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.

Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!

by JJ453 May 8, 2008

Jocelyn

Jocelyn is a best friends who shares one million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets, one reason: best friends. I hope that as we grow older we make even more memories, jokes, and shared secrets. I can already imagine us becoming old biddies who take our morning walks together as we gossip about what’s going on in our lives. Your friendship is for keeps, and I intend to keep it forever.

Jocelyn is my best friend

by mollywizo April 9, 2020

Joel Madden

Joel Reuben Madden. (sickboy)

Lead singer of Good Charlotte the greatest band in the world.

Twin of Benji Madden who is 5 minutes older than Joel.

Guy who cares about animals, war, and suicide.

Joel (and Benji and Billy and Paul) are also hot but r not urs obsessed fans.

All u people who don't like him or Good Charlotte because they 'sold out' or because he's goin out with Hilary Duff suck. (althought that joke at MTV with Hilary about the killers wasn't funny)

Joel Madden: "I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, we just push on and tour and make music and do whatever."

Fan: whoa! its Joel Madden! I love Good Charlotte!

by me-me-me July 21, 2008

Joel

Joel's are known as the sweetest people to walk the earth. They are not surprisingly nicer then Emily's too.

Joel is sweeter then Emily.

by Ruezarf August 21, 2017

Joel

A dirty minded freak, acts gay but likes girls, he can be really smart, he can be very goofy, he can never keep a straight face.

Boy 1. He's so dirty minded!
Boy 2. I know, he must be A Joel

by Dab on dem October 27, 2018