Jebadiath

Jebadiath is a word used with the St Mary Cray.

Jebadiath boi ark at him

by Colin December 23, 2003

Jealous Hair

A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag

"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"

by KFin September 23, 2007

jealousofficey

an unpleasant emotion experienced by a person, specifically at a place of work, when someone else (a co-worker) receives something desirable and they do not. ie. flowers sent to the office, a promotion, praise from a superior.

"Joe sent a huge bouquet of flowers to Lindsay at her office because he knew she would love the jealousofficey among her co-workers."

by Vdubgirly March 27, 2009

jeallin'

the act of being jealous; jealousing

i was totally jeallin' cause this really hot guy was flirting with mazie instead of with me.
don't be jeallin'.

by jaberwake October 14, 2009

Jealonitous

When someone gets so jealous towards someone or something, to the point where they begin to act petty

*Jenny posts Kelso’s name on Snapchat *
*Jenny texts Oscar*
Jenny: “Hey”
Oscar: “ Why don’t you go text Kelso instead”
Jenny: “Wow you really caught some jealonitous”

by YoungDaggerBryant January 23, 2018

Heartbeats Jealousy

The jealous feeling of somebody who owns Lady Gaga heartbeats headphones. Also, a person who is so obsessed with Lady Gaga, he/she buys everything with her name on it. This person is jealous of the other person who has these things.

April has Heartbeats Jealousy towards Joe about his Heartbeats and Lady Gaga shirt he had.

by cheesepuff41 April 9, 2010

jealousy

A feeling of unhappiness that someone else appears better off than us.

A completely natural human emotion which we all experience and which is only villified because of the haves continued attempt to maintain their position over the have nots. Let me explain:

Back in History:
Haves want to keep what they got Have nots want it. More Have nots than Haves so Haves in danger of facing rebellion.
Solution? Use their power over people minds through their control of religion (its a fact that rulling classes control religion for their own ends- think how the mediaeval abbots managed to get so rich and divine rights of king etc.) to make it seem as though wanting what you haven't got is evil. Therefore Have Nots believe them and stop wanting therefore no rebellion therefore Haves get to keep wealth.
In The present:
Less people religious but this universal belief of religions deeply inbedded in human psyche so most people still think its wrong to show natural Jealousy.

Thou shalt not envy(or some other old word I can't remember) thy neighbours Ass or their Wife or House or something like that.

by Geoooooooo March 26, 2005