Clam Jammer

Noun; Slang for a female condom.

"I wouldn't have gotten pregnant had I used a clam jammer!"

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

ham jammer

when u need 2 tongues to remove the ham sandwich with mayo from the roof of your mouth.

by your coyl June 7, 2003

Jizz Jammer

A female who while giving a male a blowjob or handy-jay shoves her hand over the head of the penis jamming the ejaculate back inside.

Damn dude, Becky is such a Jizz Jammer!

by MenAgainstJizzJammers January 16, 2014

Jimmed

What he said...

Times 2 times 2 divided by 2...

by Sabian June 3, 2004

jammerfy

To render a manageable situation unmanagable by acting in a senseless, illogical, arbitrary, or absurd manner bordering on the insane

After Katrina, New Orleans would have been just fine if the Federal Government didn't jammerfy everything.

That last exam I took was completely jammerfied. The professor did not write the questions in complete sentences.

by jammedup May 31, 2010

Jammied

a verb for putting on pajamas

I'm getting jammied for movie night.
or
I'm getting jammied for bed.

by cookies1234567890 January 1, 2012

jammeister

Someone who is very very jammy (lucky) - the master of jamminess

- I put 10p in the slot machine and got £50 back
- You jammeister!!

by Red Em June 21, 2012