[jake]

1. The best
2. the shiz
3.wonderful

"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!

by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009

jake

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books

Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.

by hizzl November 7, 2007

Jake

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.

My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3

by Gydro September 22, 2006

jake

a person who you can't help but love. he is shy at first, but you have to get to know him and he becomes an amazing person.

Man, i really wish i knew a jake!

by richgurl224 July 30, 2015

Jake

A useless whipped pathetic excuse for a man.
Often found asking girls to peg him

Look at the way that guy acts around girls, such a scared little bitch, what a Jake

by Palpamine November 15, 2018

Jake

A Jake is a lying cheating kinda guy. He will string a girl along for the convenience of the relationship. He has pretty eyes and a cute smile, but that just adds to the his charm that he puts out there for other girls.

"Isn't that Jake?"
"Yep, he is at it again hooking up with some girl while his girl is at home."

by AngelFaceGossipQueen March 7, 2019

Jake

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.

Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’

by Telitubby June 12, 2018