weak jive

"jive" coming from jive turkey. "weak jive" as in anything that is extremely disappointing.
that's some weak jive.
by nigawssip August 18, 2009
Get the weak jive mug.

jive slick

A man who takes another man’s girlfriend and runs off into the sunset with her
“You a real jive slick running off with my brothers bitch
by TheRealJiveBish April 30, 2023
Get the jive slick mug.

Jiving

We should be doing our homework but, instead, we’re out here jiving.
by mingtingsp January 27, 2018
Get the Jiving mug.

Jiving

When i spread spicy jelly on a tiny cracker.
“I love jiving a cracker! Its my favorite sport. I wont 1st place jiving back in 1989.”
by Sir william 3rd April 15, 2022
Get the Jiving mug.

Jived

A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".
Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period."

Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."
by I Shit Rainbows September 07, 2021
Get the Jived mug.

Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves
hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024
Get the Fuckin' jive turkey mug.