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Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.
Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.
by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018
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A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.
Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.
by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017
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Mentally retarted and is attracted to men
Jesse is gayb
by Jesse is gay April 7, 2019
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The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, usually a surfer, blue eyes and long dirty blond hair, has a brother who he cares about a lot, and there’s usually one special girl who will never get over him.
Always knows how to make you laugh. Is strangely good at everything he does, even music!
Girl: did youse Jesse when he got out of the polo pool

Girl 2: yea he’s mine im so lucky
by sfb6312 May 18, 2018
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An Amazing girl who always cares for others. One of the most popular girls in school and she gets most boys over her charming looks. Jesse is intelligent and always beautiful. She’s lovable and never intentends to hurt anyone. Make sure you love her, i know i have. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what you can’t help but smile. She isn’t just any girl, she original. The way she brightens up a room full of people, or when she is always fun a energetic. Once you have met a Jesse, don’t let her go
Friend : Man Jesse is so adorable

Friend #2 : i know right, any man would be lucky to have her
by nameeeeeeeee June 3, 2018
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(can be used as a girl or boy name, in this case, a girl)
Jesse can also be shortened to Jes.
Jes is a sweet fun loving person who try's her best to be herself but often ends up acting in a way to please others...she often exerts power over others because she's insecure. She's shy at first but once you get to know her she's happy to be her goofy self around you, she probably has a younger sibling who she loves deeply even though she doesn't tell him/her nearly enough. Jesse is always laughing but under that goofy/smiley exterior is a guarded person who is scared and broken. Shes well driven and has a good work ethic, when she sets her mind to something... it's done, written in stone. Jesse is often fun to be around and an all-around good friend, someone who you are lucky to have in your life.
Im lucky to have Jesse as my friend.
by rainbowchild143 October 15, 2019
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Jesse is one of the most beautiful women you will meet. She is different in all the right ways. Has a Machete finger tattoo and a pet snake. A 5’2” girl with a 6’8” attitude. Looks to sweet to swear, but talks like a sailor. Jesse been though a lot of hard times but that does not stop her from growing as a person. Loyal to the very end. She will yeet her self at you if she hasn’t seen you in awhile. If you have a Jesse in you life. Cherish her the time you have with her.
I love you Jesse. Blessed to have you in my life!
by Yeetheart July 28, 2019
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