Japanese Werewolf 

A variation of the Angry Gorilla and a Bukake (hence "Japanese" in the title) where, after spooging on the girls face you throw pubic hairs on her face, giving the appearance of a werewolf.

I totally gave her a Japanese Werewolf.*

*Translated from Japanese

Japanese Werewolf by Big Mac Dangerous July 19, 2009

Japanese are penetrating the Jungle 

Adjective/Verb

The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.

I was eating her out and the Japanese were penetrating the jungle.

What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!

Japanese are penetrating the Jungle by Mr. Linoge March 10, 2005

japanese breakfast 

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.

"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"

japanese breakfast by Mathetron January 26, 2007

Japanese Clog 

1. Item of footwear
2. Huge turd which may be caused by eating too much oriental food. Said turd will clog up the toilet.

"Man, I just to Wagamama's a totally pigged out. I had to go to the toilet immediately but left a Japanese Clog in there. The pan totally overflowed."

Japanese Clog by nathdogg April 5, 2004

Japanese FaceShield 

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.

Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

Japanese FaceShield by JillsDog May 1, 2011

japanese diarrhea 

When a Japanese person gets diarrhea. This is usually caused when eating too much food in Japan or which they are usually spicy or salty.

Other names include:
Ramen effect
Nagasaki fever
Teriyaki tummy disorder
Wasabi whoosh
or simply, jiarrhea.

Our Japanese friend has got another case of ramen effect, or Japanese diarrhea.

japanese diarrhea by My supplies from Slovakia June 13, 2018

japanese dating simulators 

what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.

Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"

japanese dating simulators by gnarly sasquatch May 23, 2005