Italian Sausage

there are two definitions for Italian sausage, 1. a very tasty version of sausage 2. a swinging Italian dick

that Italian sausage looks enticing on my plate

by SausageMounter July 2, 2004

Italian Space Shuttle

The porta johns you see near construction sites

Bro, I just took a huge dump bro.
Don't go in there bro...the Italian space shuttle is f*cking grounded.

by Chiuch May 4, 2011

Italian Kiss

The Italian kiss is a kiss of a particularly passionate and sensual nature. While similar to a French kiss it is not the same, as the Italian kiss involves biting the bottom lip more, less tongue, and pulling the bodies of one another closer while preforming the kiss.

So i heard you had fun on that date, what did you do with Dean last night?
He gave me his classic Italian Kiss, It was grand!

by Ol Swinger March 30, 2021

Italian Speech Impediment

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.

Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .

by The-Love-Doctor July 23, 2012

italian bongo

A Mediterranean ass that is out of this world.

Did you see her italian bongo? I would play that all night long!

by rock lobster sauce January 9, 2014

italian grinder

Giant Italian dick that beats the pussy up with no mercy for at least 40 minutes. Soreness for the next couple days is inevitable.

That boy had a MAJOR Italian grinder, he destroyed my pussy all night!

by thefockers November 14, 2014

Italian Cannon

When a man inserts fried meatballs (must be made by a nonnie or grandmother) into a woman's vagina and forces her to "fire" them at his mouth.

EX:
Justin: "I shoved those meatballs into my girl's pussy and she popped them at my face."
Dustin: "Dude, was she Italian?"
Justin: "Yeah! It was an Italian Cannon!"

by J3S5U5 November 30, 2014