Iowa cornstalk party

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.

Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?

by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025

Iowa

A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.

Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today

Person #2: how is the corn?

Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.

Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.

Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

Iowa Eyes

Also Iowa Lamps or Greenhorns. The way rural newcomers and persons from the provinces stare for prolonged periods of time at urban dwellers, usually with a disbelieving, gawky incredulity. The gaze predictably derives not only from the usual unfamiliarity with the pace, rhythms and protocols of city life, but also an unmistakable unlettered and unsophisticated countenance and temperament.

Sari and I tend to avoid certain urban attractions moreso in the summer than other times of the year. Places like the arcade, central fountain and the boardwalk are simply not pleasurable with all those largely rural, out-of-town tourists out and about. They tend to stare at the locals with those Iowa Eyes or Lamps as if we were circus freaks or zoo animals.

by Virgin Suicides April 4, 2024

IOWA

IOWA: Inbreds Out Working Agriculture or
IOWA: I Only Want Amphetamines

Do you know what IOWA stands for?

IOWA: Inbreds Out Working Agriculture or
IOWA: I Only Want Amphetamines
IOWA: In Omaha Without Authorization

by Joe Chuckles May 22, 2024

IOWA

The state of Iowa was named after a hit album by the nu metal band Slipknot.

“Oh did you like the album Iowa too?”

by Marty in me July 9, 2022

Iowa

He'll but worse

Person one: hey you wanna go to Iowa

Person two: fuck no

by anonymous July 3, 2022