Colfax, Iowa

The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!

Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.

by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020

Iowa

The second studio album by the band slipknot it was so good they named a U.S state after it

Person 1:have you heard the album iowa
Person 2:of course i have it is so good they named a state after it

by Johdd141 April 18, 2022

Iowa

The state with corn and nothing else

Guy: Yo, What’s the state that’s nothing but corn?
Guy: I heard It’s Iowa
Guy: Thanks bro

by Mrsymphony September 26, 2020

Iowa

Idiots out wandering around

These iowa.

by Akonic February 4, 2020

Iowa Electrolytes

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022

Iowa lemon fart

During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner

Ex.

Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her

Lisa: she such a skeez

by https//:freestds.edu June 20, 2023

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023