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Indextrous

Derived from 'Index' and 'Ambidextrous', describing:

a) someone who is very smart or intelligent.

b) someone who comes up with an ingenious plan that requires several steps, hence an index;

c) someone who is very handy using indexes or on-screen menus.
a) 'You're very indextrous'.

b) 'Did you see the sales forecast for next quarter? It's totally indextrous'.

c) 'Wow, you programmed the PVR? You're so indextrous'.
by QubeDesign March 2, 2010
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intertwingled

Invented by ME in 2001, but my entry seems to have disappeared!

A word to describe something which is twinkling and is intermingled with something else.
The sparkly ribbon got intertwingled.
by purple glow November 29, 2003
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intentional food poisoning

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.
Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
by honneamise December 2, 2018
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Intest

"intest" when you're really horney and the person that you want to fuck is in a test while stoned.
1. "I'm having an intest moment."

2."dude it cant be that bad" "...I'm intesting right now bro" "Shit thats pretty bad."
by saramad September 2, 2012
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Hostile Intent

Ehem. August 1st has came and passed, no HI, WOW! isn't that just the weirdist thing :|. HI has only been in production since 1999, its 2003, and Half Life is somewhat dying. By the time HI comes out the HL engine will be outdated.
HI is a waste of time and energy, it has been revamped several times..
by Anonymous February 9, 2003
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Inextrovert

A person who is normally quiet or shy and feels uneasy to talk to other people but sometimes becomes friendly and likes the company of others.
A: That girl is inextrovert.

B: Inextrovert?

A: Normally, she is introvert but sometimes becomes extrovert.

B: Do you mean that she is introvert and extrovert at the same time?

A: Yeah, you are right.
by Ziaul March 7, 2014
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Intextuated

At state of euphoric desired for someone you have only communicated with via text or email.
I just can't handle Barry's constant droning about Ms. MyTexts_R_44Ds! Every since she winked at him on MateDate.com he has been "intextuated" with her.
by BarleySnob May 28, 2010
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