instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.

Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.

by marshanizgut April 28, 2022

instantaneous

That which occurs within the immeasurable time span of 1 instant. So quick you can’t even hear it.

K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”

by k & e July 7, 2022

Instant

I like 5 years.

Hym "Hurry up we have to go!"

Iam "Sorry, I'll be ready in an instant."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

Insanely unstable

That feeling when you drank too much red bull

Carl: Hey bro I'm insanely unstable.
Kyle: Yeahhhh...you might need to see a doctor..

by TheMarketMan July 14, 2022

insanty

A devout hatred for anything in order, essentially anarchy (adj.)

"Take a look at Jeff, he seems really insanty towards the prison guard."

by george harrington September 25, 2022

Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022

Insanely Retarded

The mf who nicolas cage played in the first National Treasure (Ben Gates) .
Because the mf turned down $1 billion from the FBI for the treasure find

Damn Nigga you must be "Insanely Retarded" to turn that offer down

by Giga Nigga January 1, 2023