Insta

Instagram, but for douches.

Douche 1: Whats Insta?

Douche 2: Instagram, but for douches

by bullshirt April 22, 2018

Insta peeping Tom

Someone that follows you on Instagram, checks your story as soon as it is posted but never likes, comments on your posts and seldom if ever posts themselves.

That Jake is a real Insta peeping Tom, he is always on there looking at my story, but never does anything himself.

by Found Identity March 12, 2018

spquarky insta

a chad sigma male who shoots 17-22 cps one of the fastest law pea mains

i can shoot 20 cps spquarky insta

by XKraxkenX November 15, 2021

incetardis

Disease which causes the urge to set the mentally challenged on fire.

"keep your sister away from me, my incetardis will kick in and il burn the bitch alive"

by Abusing December 9, 2008

instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010

Insta-Friends

When a person, not having real friend's make's them up. ie imaginary

Oh, look it's sarah, she has to make insta-Friends cause she's to much of freak to get real one's. Let's go laugh in her face.

by Fitz Bailey January 26, 2007

insta-stink

When any person rips a fart in front of a fan (rotating preferred) while an unexpecting person in the room with you gets to enjoy that sweet sweet anal vapour, hence insta-stink cause it instantly stinks.

While laying in bed with our fan blowing on us I ripped a rather large fart and the insta-stink went up my girlfriend's nose. Who needs the old fashoned dutch oven when you can use this perfect odour enhancer.

by Devon & Susan June 18, 2006