A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
by Madmax16 May 17, 2016
Get the car monkeymug. The best movie you’ll ever watch. Cars 2 is a true cinematic masterpiece for the ages, it’s greatness is misunderstood by the foolish public. Cars 2 is a truly great movie, and one of the best cinematic masterpieces of all time.
John: Man I wanna watch Cars 2 on Disney+!
Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl
John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!
Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it
John: everyone hates you too but here you are
*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl
John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!
Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it
John: everyone hates you too but here you are
*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
by Cars2Enjoyer July 18, 2022
Get the Cars 2mug. A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.
Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"
Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."
Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 13, 2018
Get the Doctor Carmug. The process of blasting an unreleased song in a vehicle to make sure that it is mixed properly and more importantly make sure the bass absolutely SLAPS for anyone that will listen in a car in the future.
Soundcloud rapper: Just got done mastering my new album, lets go for a ride.
Homie: Where r we going tho?
Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.
Homie: Where r we going tho?
Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 18, 2018
Get the car testmug. by Zayats June 21, 2019
Get the soft carmug. BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
by hardcoretwister May 31, 2021
Get the Kobeni Carmug. In the winter; a mixture of snow, sand, salt, and dirt that builds up underneath cars primarily around the wheel well and drops off in chunks in parking lots and along roadways when the weather warms.
by TerryF February 16, 2010
Get the Car Droppingsmug.