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too-much-itis

when you have a lot of something that you usually don't have a lot of, and you overuse it due to a change in your perception of its scarcity. it isn't too-much-itis if overconsumption has no consequences for you.
"I've got a bad case of too-much-itis, I just got my stimulus and I've already bought like six things."
by dooooom March 28, 2021
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Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.
After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.
by EatMySheet September 20, 2023
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Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad
Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis
by Sigma girl May 6, 2025
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Ity bity

Ity bity, a fun way to say small
Person 1: Aww that kitten is so ity bity 🥰

Person 2: I know right 😍🥰
by Skylordhavemercy June 4, 2021
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Fagioli-itis

From the Italian soup: Pasta e fagioli; and pronounced as Fag-ee-oh-lee-itis. After visiting a restaurant claiming to be authentically Italian, the waitress claimed she was the owners daughter and offered us the soup of the day. She pronounced it as Pasta Fag-ee-oh-lee. This prompted the term Fagioli-itis. It means a person that is full of crap, pretending to be something other than one’s true self, or someone being dishonest or misleading with a lie so full of mistakes that the ruse is given away immediately, with the the guilty party being completely unaware.
My mom claims to be 37 years old, but everyone here just attended my 50th birthday. I believe she has a case of fagioli-itis
by SooperJeenyus February 20, 2020
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little bitch itis

A girl named katelynn who smells really bad and constantly reads porno books and does get dick down every opportunity she gets.
by bad bitch paper January 31, 2024
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Bitch-itis

When someone suffers from extreme bitchiness
She's got bitch-itis, she's a bitch to everyone
by 69bana69 June 5, 2015
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