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ITIS

The acronym of "Istituto Tecnico Industriale Statale" (translated would be "State Industral/Technical Institute").

The finest type of school in Italy, that prepares you for a future job and gives you technical culture, but to excel in the study course you need to be rational enough (if you aren't, you'll probably become more rational in a school like this).

After the diploma (graduation) you can start either to find for a job that involve technical skills, or continue the study courses in University or Politechnic (pratically an Institute of Technology).

If you're lucky, and the teachers are kind enought, you could get for free hardware that otherwise would be scrapped, even rare one if you know what and where to look for.

The drawback is (usually) the lack of female students that could lead male students to become crazier that what they were (mainly if they don't have female friends nor a girlfriend), and in some cases even become incels.
Carlo: Where do you study?
Mattia: I study in an ITIS, i've chose the ITclass.
Carlo: Is it hard?
Mattia: Not really: if you like technical stuff, and you're rational enought, the ITIS is the right school for you.
by Str1kernaut August 22, 2019
mugGet the ITISmug.

Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.
While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis
by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016
mugGet the Pre-itismug.

itys

I Told You So is something that we (komik uai) called a movement, an appreciation, a message that we MUST spread to our society.

The message is about how our generation see ourselves in the future and what we should do now to get there! we must make good use of our time for a better future. So, let’s take our little step to our big dreams and future, together.

Before you get “I Told You So” to your face!
kan lagian mager terus sih lo, sekarang nyesel kan? itys!
by itys.21 November 22, 2021
mugGet the itysmug.

MD-itis

A common disease caused by over-ingestion of content related to the 2021 animated horror comedy web series, Murder Drones, patients will have an increased attraction to robots, high counts of watch time on Murder Drones content, and a need to overanalyze the show
I am so sad right now bro, my friend watched Murder Drones and contracted MD-itis.
by Uzi Doorman April 19, 2024
mugGet the MD-itismug.

Urban Dictionary-itis

The condition where you continuously force your liberalism and anti-Trump stance on your site's users via multiple cherry-picked "word of the day" definitions.
"I still haven't got over the fact that my preferred candidate lost the election due to democracy. I should push my opinion on as many people as I can, I think I may have a case of Urban Dictionary-itis!"
by littleman794 November 29, 2016
mugGet the Urban Dictionary-itismug.

Mark-itis

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.
by Nando11 September 25, 2022
mugGet the Mark-itismug.

Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
by Coox1e May 15, 2025
mugGet the Best-hairdresser-itismug.

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