Tub grub

When you sit in dirty bath water and never use soap so there is a ring of dirt around your tub from not washing
I went to mias house and used the bathroom only to see her shower curtain open and her tub to have tub grub
by ViperzZ1706 September 06, 2020
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tub bangers

Tub bangers. Referring the musical act Blue man group. Perhaps as a way of frowning down upon on them. With slight homo roasting under tones
Person 1 "Hey whos "blue man group" want to listen to them?"
Person 2. No i don't want to listen to those fucking bunch of tub bangers
by Manicawesomeness March 26, 2023
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Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
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spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath
No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.
by Mawsforce January 04, 2011
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chub in the tub

See my man J, he likes a lil' chub in the tub.
by Dicksunhairy February 04, 2021
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flooding tub

Right now there is a flooding tub
by uwu legend September 21, 2019
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plague tub

You sail on that plague tub and you’ll never come back alive.
by Lord Richards April 13, 2020
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