Hyper-malaria

an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it

Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?

by garfilbert June 10, 2022

Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.

When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!

by The Fempire October 24, 2022

hyper blend

hyper blention is the act of over blending someone or something to the point where it turns into a singular color

Nate: *leaks new film*
Tyson: You should try to hyper blend yourself

by Your psusdonym October 5, 2022

Hyper virgin

Someones who is such a virgin whenever they interact with another person they instantly regain their virginity or if they where virgin they also become a hyper virgin, like a disease but its annoying and disrespectful

You are the largest hyper virgin in the universe

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Hyper

When u can't decide a precise word for the dictionary of Fashion so you use the goated meta non-word HYPER.

- Perché non Iper?

- ............
- Perché non è Hyper

by lamoodah January 8, 2022

Hyper-cocktrosys

When your truck mate has the urge to masterbate while looking you directly in the eye medically

I reported my coworker for directly looking me in the eye until he came but the HR he had a severe medical condition called Hyper-cocktrosys

by anonymous January 14, 2022

hyper

⚠⚠(TRIGGER WARNING)⚠⚠ a fucking asshole who thinks that "grape" is funny and also gets hard from it.

person 1: how tf do u find hyper funny
person 2: i dont i hope he falls into a sewer

by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022