hump attic 

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

hump attic by me duh44 October 16, 2023

hump muffin 

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

hump muffin by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

Hump nuggets 

A hilariously affectionate term for small children—especially your own chaotic offspring—who are equal parts adorable and exhausting. Spawned from a late-night combo of love, sleep deprivation, and questionable vocabulary choices

Too bad you can’t live here and you have to go home to your hump nuggets

Hump nuggets by Craigzyc July 26, 2025

Hump Chump 

What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.

"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."

Hump Chump by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025

Forrest Hump 

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.

Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."

Forrest Hump by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013

stubble hump 

The action of sitting on your man's face before his morning shave.

I love a good stubble hump first thing in the morning.

stubble hump by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

eye hump 

to think about fucking a woman while looking at her

Hey Jim! Stop eye humping my wife!

eye hump by Anonymous April 8, 2003