The Hoover

The act of blowing one's load in or around a girls ass, and then sucking it out. It's optional to spit it on her face. The term comes from the similarity to the action of a vacuum cleaner.

We knew Alex's last name was Hoover, but we didn't know he enjoyed performing The Hoover so much.

by spodumene November 29, 2006

hoover

To suck dick or eat really fast

Hoover it!

by Erin May 18, 2003

hoover

The obligatory act of drinking beer off the floor after one has spilled it.

Hoover, motherfucker. Don't waste the beer.

by Aspirex December 28, 2005

Hoover Vacuum

When a guy ejaculates in a someone's belly button and sucks it out.

I was on my period so my boyfriend totally hoover vacuumed me.

by teachmehowtodouche December 13, 2010

Hoover Dike

The most extreme type of lesbian. Typically very butch and strong.

Dude, you know Elsie? Upstate Vermont turned her into a total Hoover Dike

by T-money jonesly bitch March 30, 2011

hoover lips

A person with a set of lips that resemble a vacuum cleaner.
A cocksucker that can attach thier lips to a dick with the force
of shop vac.
A woman who can cause instant ejaculation just by placing her
ample lips around a cock.

I just got the blowjob of a lifetime from hoover lips.

by jsd9632 August 14, 2012

Hoover Blowjob

Derren's favourite fetish.

I gave my dad a hoover blowjob.

by Derren memey penis May 29, 2018