hetlinger

the only man that is able to conquer and (violently) destroy any woman in bed

Damn, Hetlinger just destroyed my woman!

by AlphaSpaceBear December 6, 2018

Heating People

When you insult or roast someone on accident.

Sorry, I have an issue with heating people.

by flavaflavz April 10, 2019

Hitting the 45

The sexual act of missionary position. Girl flat on her back and guy digging deep at the 45 position in relation to her body position. Also known as Balls deep!

Jimmy: Hey Bob, my side chick and I hooked up and we were ‘hitting the 45’. Man her pussy was so juicy!
Bob: cool man...wished my wife would let me get some sex. Does your wife know about side chick?

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Hitting the box

Go to the sim

Sup my dude? You hitting the box today?

by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019

hitting your luh

This is where you assert your dominance by screaming. Just like the individual named "Evan" he plays many games and has a son that has a vagina (I don't make this shit up okay)

evan: whats hitting your luh
me: joe mama
evan: ok i hit my luh ok
evan: screams

by usecoderenegade October 28, 2019

Hitting The Woah

The act of driving a 5 ton semi-freight loader tuck into an orphanage while doing bad karaoke to the song "highway to hell" by AC/DC

Guy 1: what ever happened to Micheal?

Guy 2: he went to jail for hitting the woah bruh

by GhostyBoi666 January 31, 2020

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020