Help I zipped up my pp

Someone help please

It hurts

Now it's purple

Me: Help I zipped up my pp

Guy next to me: that sucks

by RangerPlauge July 5, 2020

help ma' boab

The scottish term 'help ma' boab' refers to something owned by the individual, which requires help. The particular thing requiring help is the 'boab' aka 'boaby'. The 'boab' aka 'mydingalingaling' is the sausage shaped piece of the human anatomy which is found in the male gender of the species.

Wullie: dr dr i've been gettin some real pains down below like, ya ken!

Dr: I see, and what is it yi want me to do son?

Wullie: I need yi tae 'help ma' boab'

by drmoooo March 23, 2011

help forum

Forum in which one posts when help is needed. They come in two varieties, useful and windoze. Below is an example of a windoze help forum.

Topic: i neeeeeed help!!!!!!!!!!
Topic Starter: Windoze user
i neeeeeedd heelp!!! i use windoze xp i think it might be 2000 id dosnt matter b/c my skreen just broke and i cant see anything i am typing this on another comupter i need help because if my mom findz out she will kill me how do i fix it the screen is borken...

... and so on.

Keep in mind that there are useful help forums out there too.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

help bones

Money given to someone to help them out of a jam. Typically given to a person who never has money.

I'm so tired of giving my family help bones. Why can't one of them get a job already!

by Boxcar Ira December 29, 2016

help_me_soda

A gay iFunny user who likes to suck multiple cocks at once

Ew is that help_me_soda

by ArdentSeal January 20, 2019

help we need

When a group of people is wanting sexual intercourse with a woman

"Thats some help we need," Jason said to the boyz.

by ayessvee October 10, 2020