heinous horror hag

a woman who is so ugly that you are required to be the age of 18 to look at otherwise a severe shitting of the pants will occur

paul: "have you seen that ugly bitch over there?"
john: "yeah, what a heinous horror hag"

by ickle sidney moose May 27, 2006

Heimlich on a stick

when you use a plunger to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

"I used a Heimlich on a stick to help that girl who was chocking on shit.

by Suigintou October 14, 2011

Heim

Delicious barbecue that is so good it makes you fly!

Man! Let's go get some Heim! I can't believe how amazing it is, it is so good it should be illegal and the government should ban the use of the word Heim!

by Mister J Horrible April 4, 2019

hemiola

taking a dump on ones chest

this three guys surrounded me once and asked if they could perform a hemiola on me. i didn't know how to respond!

by br33zyxoxoxoxo November 13, 2011

Hemodroid

An extremely annoying person. It even hurts your anus when you communicate with a hemodroid. Also often associated with wordAngel/word

"Ah, could you shut the fuck up, hemodroid?"

by LeftButtcheek July 18, 2003

Heemo

When you have just taken the biggest shit of your life

"Where were you?" Dude if you must know i just took the biggest HEEMO shit ever"

by Ashton COOCHER January 27, 2010

Heimlich hug

When a girl (esp. short) gives you a side hug and her boob thrusts in your stomach.

I love it when my Shawty gives me a Heimlich hug with her fine fun bags, don't care that it makes me wanna puke!

by Kaspiton October 11, 2015