hard drive check

A call out to imply that someone likely has illegal content, primarily related to pedophilia, on their hard drive because they said something very suspiciously like something a pedophile would say(or something related to the illegal action). People who sound like they are projecting when calling others groomers/pedophiles also are people called out with this phrase.

You are admitting to liking lolicon? Hard drive check on aisle 3 please.

by DkKoba March 29, 2023

Hard Rocking

Short for "Hard Rock Hotel-ing", hard rocking is when you have a living space all to yourself for an extended amount of time and you know you will be undisturbed, so you are comfortable enough to walk around naked and erect, or "hard as a rock" as if you are alone in a hotel, and masturbate wherever you want, whenever you want. Similar to the known Hard Rock Hotel.

Chad: "Bro, the fam is going away for a week, got the house all to myself!"
Bob: "That's sick, bro! Are you gonna be hard rocking the whole time?"
Chad: "That's disgusting bro, but probably"

by brosephsinsky June 27, 2023

Hard On

When the penis is aroused and expands to it's full length

Kiersten : Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Chad : Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Kiersten : I do love kissing you Chad and it makes you get A Hard On would you like a blowjob?
Chad : Yes Please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : You know this reminds me of the other day when me and Jim were kissing we got Hard On's and took turns sucking each other's dicks!
Kiersten : Reallly I just gave you an amazing blowjob and your going to talk about your gay experience with Jim.
Chad : I'm not gay I'm bicurious!
Kiersten : Well sounds like your gay to me!
Chad : I gotta go Jim want's me to take A shower with him!
Kiersten : GAY!
Chad: Bicurious!

by SlopNChop March 7, 2017

hard-ass

One who simply takes no shit off anyone. It is a status equivalent of gods.

Me- "Oh god, you just got punched in the face by your own father Travis..."

Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."

Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."

Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."

by Hugh G. Dildeaux March 11, 2010

hard sports

Like water sports...but with shit.

I played hard sports with this chick last night, and now I can't get my bedroom clean.

by Birksy83 May 19, 2008

Hard By You

A comment directed to someone who has done something considered daring, badass, ballsy, risky, or awesome (see "savage").

The opposite is "soft by you", describing the opposite - action of someone who is not willing to take chances and take part in badass behavior.

People who consistently take part in "hard" or "soft" behavior can simply be described as such.

When referring to someone not involved in the conversation, one can substitute the "you" with the person's name or appropriate pronoun.

It should be noted that the phrase is often embellished with a well-placed "bro."

Popularized by soccer players throughout the United States, in states such as Florida, Virgina, and California. Recently, versions in Spanish have extended influence in Spain, Mexico, Argentina, and the Dominican Republic.

- "Hard by you to not study at all for the final and still get an A."

- "Hard by me to fuck Stephanie when her boyfriend is away?"
- "Yeah, and soft by you to watch gay porn."

- "Soft by Mauricio to not throw a party while his parents are away."

- "Did you hear about Alex? He's dating like four girls at once!"
- "Yeah bro, he's so hard."

- "I just pulled 75 mph in a 40!"
- "Hard by you, bro!"

by HeartyWheatPancakes December 1, 2010

Hard Bottom

A man known as TheLastSpade on discord and vrchat. Can also just refer to a hard bottom as a spade. Hard bottoms/Spades are very submissive men who fantasize about getting arrested by sexy female police officers in fishnets.

Dude bruh, that man bro? Hard bottom.

Example 2: Be a man, Timmy. You are pulling such a spade right now.

by RavenOnline October 15, 2020