You Can’t Handle Allat

What you say when someone looks like they can’t handle all of the ass their significant other has.

Yea Jordan, you can’t handle allat.

by Crazy White Smelvin May 1, 2023

crazy monkey handle sex

a person having Rectal sex with a man

I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.

by Iscludis May 18, 2003

Pussy handle

more commonly known as the "oh shit handle"

by gid October 16, 2002

Man Handle

A girl who fights or handles a person like a man would.

She man handled that boy into his locker.

by OnthatCrazySh*t April 7, 2011

love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.

Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol

by AGorrila June 22, 2021

The Door Handle

The act of sticking a door handle up your ass, then having the person on the other side twist the handle around.

Man: "aww ya blunt I caught you giving The Door Handle to your girlfriend last night!"

My favorite sex move is The Door Handle!

by Levahound September 12, 2014

poopy door handle

Pooping in a bag or some sort of transporting device then proceeding to find a park car, rub the poop on one or all of the door handles then watch as the driver/passangers get poop on their hands. Don't leave until you see the whole situation unfold. They may not realize it's poop at first. You can also use animal poopy if your not up to pooping into something.

I got you with the poopy door handle. There is poop on your hands.

by 1TJM January 16, 2008