handbanger

Any loser who goes into a chat room with the intent of jerking off to those who chat with them in the room on a daily basis.

"Lol, that anon who just joined is definitely a handbanger. Just look at that username, how lame..."

by HiSpdMgcnLady June 7, 2018

handbadges

A Facebook user who is new to the group. These users are known by the hand-waving icon next to their name on their comments.

Wow the handbadges are really out in force today.

by Alanbly December 9, 2021

Handy sanitizer

A hand job using hand sanitizer as lubricant.

Dude, last night, my girlfriend gave me the best handy sanitizer

by CamCordr December 30, 2021

handydextrous

The rare ability of using either hand equally effectively while performing a hand job. Applicable to just one sexual participant (aka Solo Division) or multiple participants.

Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.

Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"

by Kat'O9 November 13, 2022

Handyman

A dude who is always there when ur horny to kill ur vibe and scare away chicks

Who the fuck is that ? Just a handyman wots the damage pls?

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Corporate Handbag

A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.

"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"

" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."

by Harry Foodtech July 1, 2009

Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus

Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake

by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010