one night me and my boyfreind where listening to music when he got a boner so he grabbed my hand and put it down his pants. i pulled my hand out and started unbuttoning his pants and pulled down his boxers below his penis. i slowly started moving my hand up and down to increase his want for more and i kept holding a kiss not breaking it. my hand started moving faster so he began to moa under my lips. he locked and relaxed his knees repeatedly almost collapsing. he began to cum everywhere but i didn't stop my hand making him cum repeatedly.
That is the correct way to give a handjob.
That is the correct way to give a handjob.
by lilmissemo14 March 12, 2009
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An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
by Armchair007 December 25, 2011
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2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
1. "Seth went home with that hot chick that works down at the docks and she gave him a kimchi handjob - his monster is raw."
2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."
2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."
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