hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"

"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"

by The Metric Groper April 26, 2008

hamsterdick

An insult towards one who has a tiny dick. May also talk big on the internet and fap to porn 100000x a day.

1. I bet he has a hamsterdick.

2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.

3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!

by Raisou September 2, 2009

hamster

A small rodent not to be confused with a mouse. They are very fuzzy and friendly. They also like to dance. Also, they will run in little plastic or metal wheels until they die from either heart attack or exhaustion. Make good pets except they are known to plan world domination, escape artists and also like to run around your house and poop everywhere.

Biannca 'Hammy' Pender. Hamster.

by hamsterexpert August 1, 2012

hamsterpenis

a penis as small as a hamster's penis

When I took off my pants she laughed at my shit, and shouted, "Its so small!" then called me hamsterpenis.

by fuckface December 10, 2003

Hamsterdam

A place where Hamsters live, work, play and it's also where Hamsters come from.

I'll be taking the train to Hamsterdam this afternoon.

by TheraPetAndy May 14, 2018

Hamster

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009

hamster sex

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.

Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.

by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011