hawaiian bacon

Spam meat, typically fried

What is in the Spam Musubi?

Oh nori, rice, and Hawaiian bacon

by Pringal Jugar March 10, 2021

Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.

Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.

by Islandfukking April 25, 2021

Hawaiian Submarine

The act of filling a condom with sperm, then boiling the rubber, and inserting it into ones anus.

Hey bro, I just burned myself doing a Hawaiian Submarine. I’m going to the ER right now!

by The Hawaiian Submarine Slayer August 5, 2021

Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.

"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"

by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021

Hawaiian Finger

The act of ramming pineapple fingers up and individuals vagina.

What did you and Sam do last night?

He bought some pineapple fingers as part of his Tesco meal deal and then Hawaiian fingered me in the car park.

by Drawde rekab August 10, 2021

Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.

"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"

by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021

Hawaiian Tickle

Tickling someone in a Hawaiian fashion. Typically a punch⁉️

Bruh. I just Hawaiian tickled a brother trying to rob the bag and what not!

by Hugh Jass Baughls August 28, 2021