cum guzziling port-a-whore

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

by thebombdiggidycock April 23, 2009

Nob Guzzler

Someone who sucks penis or penai in an uncivilised manner hence the guzzling.

"Jack stop gluzzling that nob!"

"Smithy you big fat nob guzzler you!"

by Wee Jimmeh April 5, 2005

Gizzy

1. A word used to describe your inner rock emotions. Also the inner wild side. Used to describe your rocking mode.

2. Former guitar player of the Jersey Syndicate and Nomad Fool. Brother in Law to the Notorious Mikey Franchise.

Did you see how Gizzy that show was last night". "You lost your Gizzy man, What happened?" "I havent got Gizzy in a while cause of my girlfriend.

by mpgizzchise July 18, 2010

Cum-guzzling futty dutty

A dirty whore that likes to drink cum after having sex in the anus.

Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.

Jackie: gosh that girl is such a tramp!!!
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.

by []D[][]V[][]D#5 November 9, 2008

Gezzy clogg

A huge shit that cloggs up the u-bend of a toilet whilst still poking out of the water.

"Don't go in there, I've just done a serious gezzy clogg!"

by waste12345 March 20, 2009

guzzle

Drinking Vigirously

She guzzled my jizz down her throat last night

by s.HOZeMPA August 18, 2003

cum guzzler

Someone prefferibly a girl who can take wild loads of hot bursting white semen without dropping any of it.

Your mom is a hell of a good cum guzzler, believe me!

by longjohn July 15, 2008