5 definitions by longjohn
A dumb disney show that follows two siphilis infected hoes that sing about stupid ass stuff and have pointless lives. It's so cringe i'd rather slowly kill myself by listening to jake paul for one day straight. Also, the fans are generally little bitches, gay fucks like james charles , and the 9 yr old army. Fuck this show and everything it stands for.
John:Yo, Dan you like this disney show named Bizaardvark?
Dan: No, it has gonorrhea and only little bitches watch that cringe ass shit.
John: OMG OMG OMG you are not my friend anymore! *cries in disgust*
Dan: No, it has gonorrhea and only little bitches watch that cringe ass shit.
John: OMG OMG OMG you are not my friend anymore! *cries in disgust*
by longjohn July 23, 2019
These do not technically exist within the American Region no matter how hard people try to convince you they do. An "American ghetto" is very tame where they sell drugs some murders ect. A real ghetto has thousands of murders, houses made from trash, 3 legged dogs running wild and all of the above. Take a look at the slums of Kingston Jamaica, India, Pakistan, Iraq, South America, Mexico, and Russia! Stop trying to act so poor and ghetto you retards.
Person 1: "Im from the ghetto"
person 2: "Your from the City of God?"
person 1: "No"
person 2: "Then shut the hell up"
person 2: "Your from the City of God?"
person 1: "No"
person 2: "Then shut the hell up"
by longjohn May 24, 2008
Basically a four fingered ring. One of the best hand combat weapons ever invented. Used in the proper way can leave an opponent unconscious or possibly dead. They usually come in Brass, steel, Pewter, and copper.
In london they call brass knuckles Knuckle Dusters.
In Japan they call them Tekko with a slightlly different design.
In Japan they call them Tekko with a slightlly different design.
by longjohn May 24, 2008
Someone prefferibly a girl who can take wild loads of hot bursting white semen without dropping any of it.
by longjohn June 8, 2005